A talk with Peggy Lipton
Peggy Lipton
Peggy Lipton born August 30th, 1946 (Virgo)
An acclaimed research center in Connecticut is currently using Peggy Lipton's fans as subjects in an experiment on nightmares induction (source)

Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
I think I will! It is deplorable that I have little time, if any, to write. Last summer I've seen the cover illustration of the book "Fight Club", and I found it more or less passable. On that account, I told my agent to contact the author - a certain Chuck Palahniuk - since I need a ghost writer so badly, but for the time being I've not heard any news.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Quite. Read the obituary of somebody I hate.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
I can win a contest singing "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette.

Do you do your own shopping?
I would like to, but I'm so hard at work performing crucial things that I can't waste time on such trifles. Usually, I employ a gang of experts to compile my grocery list and texting it to a number of professional buyers around the globe. For the garbs, always a critical issue, I ever hire a group of doubles, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.

Which is the coolest flag in the world?
I always liked Freedonia flag. If I'm not mistaken, it is white and black with a black kangaroo somewhere.

Does your assistant use a pseudonym when he arranges for, say, a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to elude journalists and stalkers
May so! I do whatever is necessary to duck those imps. We often use the moniker "Peggy Lupton".

Peggy, do you like gophers?
I guess not!

For which reason you do not like gophers, if I may ask?
First of all, they reek! And one gopher bite my uncle's leg. This is one of the reasons I decided to become an actress, so I may probably reconsider my opinion about gophers.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Peggy Lipton's secret telephone number :
273870256 4771361855 750881734 3138644842 8949449413 3324989273 5337706579 6372877065 6284442659 5740856582 9687984562 6322714566 2817125380 5072622339 4885186430 7525223584 6924981350 949168499 5805402282 552822102
I have a confession to make. My director had patiently planned my brief exchange with Peggy Lipton days beforehand. Regrettably, I realized at the last moment that I had better things to do, like breeding snails or cultivating poison ivy. So, the transcript above is essentially based on what Peggy Lipton would have probably said if I have met her, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of her fans.
Other interviews worth checking:
Donald Trump Adam Levine Lana Del Rey Neil Young Keira Knightley Ann-Margret Hayden Christensen Mariska Hargitay Lake Bell Kirsten Dunst Aidan Turner Emilia Clarke Sean Bean Rachelle Lefevre Robbie Amell Linda Ronstadt Patricia Arquette Monica Megan Fox Jeff Goldblum
NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.