Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
I think I will! It is deplorable that I have little time, if any, to write. Last summer I've seen the cover illustration of the book "Fight Club", and I found it more or less passable. On that account, I told my agent to contact the author - a certain Chuck Palahniuk - since I need a ghost writer so badly, but for the time being I've not heard any news.
Is there something you would like to do right now?
Quite. Read the obituary of somebody I hate.
Which is your favorite karaoke song?
I can win a contest singing "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette.
Do you do your own shopping?
I would like to, but I'm so hard at work performing crucial things that I can't waste time on such trifles. Usually, I employ a gang of experts to compile my grocery list and texting it to a number of professional buyers around the globe. For the garbs, always a critical issue, I ever hire a group of doubles, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.
Which is the coolest flag in the world?
I always liked Freedonia flag. If I'm not mistaken, it is white and black with a black kangaroo somewhere.
Does your assistant use a pseudonym when he arranges for, say, a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to elude journalists and stalkers
May so! I do whatever is necessary to duck those imps. We often use the moniker "Peggy Lupton".
Peggy, do you like gophers?
I guess not!
For which reason you do not like gophers, if I may ask?
First of all, they reek! And one gopher bite my uncle's leg. This is one of the reasons I decided to become an actress, so I may probably reconsider my opinion about gophers.
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