Do you Google yourself often?
Say every day or so. But lately Google often asks "Did you mean Peter Donklage", who apperently is a former zoologist from Tucson. That's quite discouraging, but not as much worrisome as learning that according to Yahoo my name sounds like a terrible blasphemy in Russian.
Peter, you have been seen in a particular position with a star whose name or gender I'm not authorized to release. Care to comment?
Do you mean U.Q.? That was an absolutely platonic thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with I.J...
I may have a photo.
You know, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
Well, just an impression. Like when you have the impression everything is totally OK in your little life and then without a reason your car and your mother burst into flames. Are we on the level?
Now that I look it under a better light, the photo is indistinct...
What’s the best sound in the world?
It is the comforting clink of two diamonds touching each other. But please, write instead something more mainstream, like "the first word of your toddler" or "the heartening giggle of an angelic kid ".
I read that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
I had to for a small clause in my last contract, which prescribed me to increase the number of charity events I attend.
And how long have you been feeling a need to make people aware of beriberi?
WHAT? Beriberi!? That's not what I was told! I have to call my agent.
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