A conversation with Peter Dinklage
Peter Dinklage
Peter Dinklage born June 11th, 1969 (Gemini)
Among the future projects of Peter Dinklage there is a super-secret expressionist sword-and-sandal movie in which all the action is set underground (pixabay photo)

Could you improvise a poem for us.
Yep! Here it is

The moose of remorse
The uncanny moose of remorse
feeds on the muddy grasslands of mourning
while I look in the eye life lonelyness.
If only it had been the pork of remorse
I could have bacon at least.

I read that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
It was my momma's idea.

And since when did you feel an urge to fight legionellosis?
Since I thought I contracted it.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
According to my agent, Dylan O'Brien. I imagine we are on the same page about Sarah Connor.

Peter, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Yep! Recent studies have made clear that smoking self-growed tobacco may have unpleasant aftereffects, like loss of hair or death. But fret no more! Buy "Peter's sensation", now with more Ascocoma aliena tincture. Just $29.99 for 70 pills, only in the best Mexican mom-and-pop stores (Note : Not actually a cure. It often may cause loss of limbs or induce suicide. Sugar-free. A pill contains 100% RDA of plastic).

What’s your worst defect?
I suspect my worst defect is that I have a very short attention span. Clearly, I'm too wonderful to be an egotist, but generally I simply ignore what people say and if I can keep away from applepie for other three difficult hours I could pamper myself with some tacos.

Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
Indeed! I'm on the set of the sequel of "Spice World", a little masterpiece whose magnitude has not been fully recognized.

Do you use a pseudonym when you book a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to steer clear of stalkers and shutterbugs
Absolutely! We'll go to any length to avoid those imps. We generally adopt the alias "Peter Danklage".

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Peter Dinklage's private telephone number :
4510796826 299705066 952670047 778190308 2731696970 4625826534 9450413101 9234043469 7244704384 503001091 7032662496 8634986797 8870677386 4929363576 8977819770 8099404530 912990741 2462047873 5686130550 3793817425
Let's face it, vips are busy people. It's not easy for them to fix an interview. So we decided to leave Peter Dinklage completely alone and we obtained the interview above without his help. Thus, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained via a computer simulation of Peter.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.