A conversation with Peter Dinklage
Peter Dinklage
Peter Dinklage born June 11th, 1969 (Gemini)
After a harmless bizarre accident with his dirigible, Peter Dinklage has lived for 2 months in the Liberian jungle. He was alone, except for his cat Tarira and his strong personality (source)

What would you like to do right now?
Deride somebody's else shoes.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Peter Dinklage, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at the University of Virginia, signed up for Theological Iconography 101, failed, and bailed out a year after that with an online poker addiction.

Peter, do you like bears?
Heavens no!

Why you do not like bears, if I may ask?
To be frank, they stink! And one bear bite my grandpa's leg. That was one of the reasons I become an artist, so I should reconsider my position on bears.

Nowaday the problem of tonsillitis in pandas is attaining epic dimensions. Are you doing something to mitigate the problem?
Hell yeah! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,500/night) will be donated to an organization for the cure of tonsillitis in pandas.

What is your opinion about global warming?
I have deducted that this so-called global warming nonsense is presumably an invention of Zubrowka's double agents.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
Jawohl! But just one time. It was a tormented experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Frank Lloyd Wright manifested and determined that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a neighbor of Pancho Villa.

Can you share with us a memory of your role in "The Station Agent"?
Yup! To put it blunty, the set "was a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smelled of strawberries!".

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Peter Dinklage's secret telephone number :
8103066516 4358903723 8086111963 8312465165 9264708422 302286561 2563817227 928823107 5604907504 6257483531 8654405601 951812618 584230041 794542502 5410324041 5939049726 4503778039 7151427399 4891524250 9529196884
My short talk with Peter Dinklage has been lined up several weeks in advance. The resulting article was impressive, like it was written by the spirit of Nabokov under the effects of prescription drugs. Hence, it was highly unlucky that my armadillo (probably on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I regained consciousness, I attempted to recall those wonderful words. So, to be frank here: I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page is an absolutely factual report of our rendezvous, and thus I'm starting to question whether it ever happened...
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