What would you like to do right now?
Deride somebody's else shoes.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Peter Dinklage, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at the University of Virginia, signed up for Theological Iconography 101, failed, and bailed out a year after that with an online poker addiction.
Peter, do you like bears?
Why you do not like bears, if I may ask?
To be frank, they stink! And one bear bite my grandpa's leg. That was one of the reasons I become an artist, so I should reconsider my position on bears.
Nowaday the problem of tonsillitis in pandas is attaining epic dimensions. Are you doing something to mitigate the problem?
Hell yeah! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,500/night) will be donated to an organization for the cure of tonsillitis in pandas.
What is your opinion about global warming?
I have deducted that this so-called global warming nonsense is presumably an invention of Zubrowka's double agents.
Did you ever participated in a séance?
Jawohl! But just one time. It was a tormented experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Frank Lloyd Wright manifested and determined that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a neighbor of Pancho Villa.
Can you share with us a memory of your role in "The Station Agent"?
Yup! To put it blunty, the set "was a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smelled of strawberries!".
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