Could you improvise a poem for us.
Yep! Here it is
I read that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
It was my momma's idea.
And since when did you feel an urge to fight legionellosis?
Since I thought I contracted it.
If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
According to my agent, Dylan O'Brien. I imagine we are on the same page about Sarah Connor.
Peter, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Yep! Recent studies have made clear that smoking self-growed tobacco may have unpleasant aftereffects, like loss of hair or death. But fret no more! Buy "Peter's sensation", now with more Ascocoma aliena tincture. Just $29.99 for 70 pills, only in the best Mexican mom-and-pop stores (Note : Not actually a cure. It
often may cause loss of limbs or induce suicide. Sugar-free. A pill contains 100% RDA of plastic).
What’s your worst defect?
I suspect my worst defect is that I have a very short attention span. Clearly, I'm too wonderful to be an egotist, but generally I simply ignore what people say and if I can keep away from applepie for other three difficult hours I could pamper myself with some tacos.
Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
Indeed! I'm on the set of the sequel of "Spice World", a little masterpiece whose magnitude has not been fully recognized.
Do you use a pseudonym when you book a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to steer clear of stalkers and shutterbugs
Absolutely! We'll go to any length to avoid those imps. We generally adopt the alias "Peter Danklage".
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