A conversation with Peter Facinelli
Peter Facinelli
Peter Facinelli born November 26th, 1973 (Sagittarius)
Since his fans required it passionately, Peter Facinelli will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a month. The proceeds ($1,500/night) will be granted to a foundation for the cure of legionellosis in kangaroos (source)

Who were you in your first school play?
Not my best memory. It was a play on the life of Louis XVI of France. I played Gandalf until somebody got smart.

Is there a deep meaning behind your "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2"?
Yes, that all those moments will be lost in time - like tears in rain - or something like that.

Do you know any good migraine cure?
Sure! Here it is my instant quick fix for migraine. Mix three parts of fernet, one part of mineral water and some salt and pepper in a large bowl, then drink this mixture every 25 minutes for at least 4 hours.

Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or VHS) in hour home?
Urgh! Excluding "Glitter", which was a gift, probabably it is "Mickey Blue Eyes" or "Body of Evidence".

What would you like to do right now?
Talk to a guru about the circus of life.

Which is your method for flawless skin?
As you may have expected, it is a daily dousing with cement.

In a letter printed on Transactions on Ethical Facts, dr. John Gonzalez has described your roles as "a tragic personification of contemporary pragmatic dogmatism". Anything to add?
Actually, I think that in his interesting paper appeared on Annals of Modern Semiotics, prof. Douglas M. Roberts totally rebutted that illogical thesis.

I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
It was my parakeet's idea.

And since when did you feel an urge to fight argyria?
Since I feared I contracted it.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Peter Facinelli's secret telephone number :
743147369 8932224382 5326958000 3306704478 4214470032 517834636 3686867345 5495748788 5696843538 6818645410 3660632614 6964906262 6349418657 7042118889 3424666844 9040971931 886891025 3475753346 4835358634 253494212
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