Who were you in your first school play?
Not my best memory. It was a play on the life of Louis XVI of France. I played Gandalf until somebody got smart.
Is there a deep meaning behind your "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2"?
Yes, that all those moments will be lost in time - like tears in rain - or something like that.
Do you know any good migraine cure?
Sure! Here it is my instant quick fix for migraine. Mix three parts of fernet, one part of mineral water and some salt and pepper in a large bowl, then drink this mixture every 25 minutes for at least 4 hours.
Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or VHS) in hour home?
Urgh! Excluding "Glitter", which was a gift, probabably it is "Mickey Blue Eyes" or "Body of Evidence".
What would you like to do right now?
Talk to a guru about the circus of life.
Which is your method for flawless skin?
As you may have expected, it is a daily dousing with cement.
In a letter printed on Transactions on Ethical Facts, dr. John Gonzalez has described your roles as "a tragic personification of contemporary pragmatic dogmatism". Anything to add?
Actually, I think that in his interesting paper appeared on Annals of Modern Semiotics, prof. Douglas M. Roberts totally rebutted that illogical thesis.
I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
It was my parakeet's idea.
And since when did you feel an urge to fight argyria?
Since I feared I contracted it.
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