A famous person you think to as your doppelganger?
As my fans like to think, Jean-Paul Sartre, because of our innate stylishness. We both love cute armadillos.
My informants told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
Actually, I spent 2 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Best Western hotel. However, I learnt to move small objects with my mind.
Where do you go when you die?
If you have been good, you go to Spain, if you have been fiendish, you go to Boston.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I figure a panther. A big, fat, peaceful panther, full and somnolent in a summer breeze.
How popular do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I made a poll last year. I think I'm a one in Milwaukee, but an eight in Tibet.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Peter Stormare, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and licked the filling from all the Oreos in the common kitchen until they gave me a job.
What motivates you to act?
I like the sound of my voice.
Peter, can you share with us a memory of your role in "Fargo"?
Goodness gracious! The set was full of mites. They were coming outta the goddamn walls!.
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