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Peter Stormare
Peter Stormare born August 27th, 1953 (Virgo)
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During an unsettling ritual, the Ouija board has determined that Peter Stormare is the reincarnation of Charles I of England's cook

A famous person you think to as your doppelganger?
As my fans like to think, Jean-Paul Sartre, because of our innate stylishness. We both love cute armadillos.

My informants told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
Actually, I spent 2 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Best Western hotel. However, I learnt to move small objects with my mind.

Where do you go when you die?
If you have been good, you go to Spain, if you have been fiendish, you go to Boston.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I figure a panther. A big, fat, peaceful panther, full and somnolent in a summer breeze.

How popular do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I made a poll last year. I think I'm a one in Milwaukee, but an eight in Tibet.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Peter Stormare, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and licked the filling from all the Oreos in the common kitchen until they gave me a job.

What motivates you to act?
I like the sound of my voice.

Peter, can you share with us a memory of your role in "Fargo"?
Goodness gracious! The set was full of mites. They were coming outta the goddamn walls!.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Peter Stormare's private telephone number :
2421767425 8457715851 8938790105 8016209326 7723712957 8303489400 3587506995 6211477723 8691006670 686401217 351449964 6752621962 5594998814 7324445900 553509514 4080023945 4830298245 885732255 746503043 503446195
I have a confession to make. My supervisor had patiently planned my brief rendezvous with Peter Stormare months beforehand. Unluckily, my pet cat got appendicitis, so I had to skip the interview. So, this web page is essentially based on what Peter Stormare would have probably said if I have met him, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of his fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.