What would Petula Clark do to solve the problem of violence and criminality that is threatening our society?
You know, I'm sure that assigning a bodyguard to every person would fix many problems, but most lawmakers are close-fisted old chaps.
What do you think about president Donald Trump?
You are just a bit naughty, but I assured my cat I would not talk dirty in public again, so I'd pretend I did not hear the question.
If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
I have acquired an irrational fear for venetian blinds, because of a strange accident happened to my cousin. I'm also terrified by tigers, but that is quite normal.
Your zodiac sign is Scorpio. Are you a typical Scorpio?
I guess! I'm cordial, somehow lethargic, irresolute and accommodating. My relatives say that I'm also a bit contradictory but that I think it is usual in artists.
Petula, where will you go on your next vacation?
For my next holiday I rented a fashionable manor on the secretive hills of Qumar. The only difficulty was making a payment in bitcoins to the good-natured realtor from Nigeria that contacted me about business.
Who are your heroes?
Henry (the less-known cousin of Nicolaus Copernicus), Sarah Connor, and myself.
Petula, you are well known for your bizarre requests when staying in hotels. Can you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Petula needs what Petula needs, and she always gets it. Whether it's absinthe-infused chamomile-tea bags or chili cotton-candy.
Petula, you seem to be always so lively and full of life. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to confess it, but I do. Each and every one has a dark side. Sometimes, when I face a colleague, I tremble with hate and I grind my teeth. And then, without warning, I sense a compulsion to shutter those gazing eyes for good. That is my cheerful side... I let you discover, if you want, how my dark side is.
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