A conversation with Pharrell Williams
Pharrell Williams
Pharrell Williams born April 5th, 1973 (Aries)
Strangely enough, Pharrell Williams' technique for spotless skin is a sponging with cold unicorn blood once a week (source)

When your are not singing, which is your favorite diversion?
I think that collecting and trading dummies rests my mind.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I eat super-natural eco-friendly products, because I do care about my health and our planet. For example, this week I have a crush for rutabaga and sprouted Mexican beans, which I found awesome with frankfurters.

Where did you go on your last break from work?
Recently I rented a posh castle on the secluded hills of Tonga. The deal included barbed wire everywhere to ensure my privacy but also a mob of extras portraying delirious fans to let me feel loved.

Do you know any good cough cure?
Yes sir! In case of cough, mix two parts of fernet, one part of fruit drink and some Thousand Island dressing in a large bowl, then gargle with the resulting potion every 25 minutes for at least 3 hours.

Do you know Jeffrey D. Lee (a former vascular surgeon, now an intelligence officer) from Midland?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been briefly betrothed to him. Then there was a rumor about the odd suicide of a former lover, so their engagement came to a quick conclusion.

You are always fit as a fiddle. Which is your secret?
I have devised the Blue Diet: during the month of May I eat exclusively blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue potatoes and naturally deceased blue jays.

Your zodiac sign is Aries. May I read you your horoscope?
Definitely! But I don't believe in zodiacal gibberish.

You will ram into a homeless stranger from Los Angeles, a botanist named Steven with both ears on the same side of the head. He will suggest to open a baboon breeding farm in New Mexico. Don't follow him home!
Heck! Remarkable, what do you have -- a spycam on the future?

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Pharrell Williams' secret telephone number :
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I patiently planned a short conversation with Pharrell Williams for days. The resulting interview was magnificent, like it was written by Miguel de Cervantes under the effects of unhealthy beverages. It was very unfavorable that my doctor (maybe on purpose!) ate my only copy! After I punished myself, I tried to remember those breathtaking words. Actually, to be frank, I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page contains a completely accurate run-down of our meeting, and now I'm beginning to doubt it ever was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.