A talk with Phil Collins
Phil Collins
Phil Collins born January 30th, 1951 (Aquarius)
Phil Collins' favorite hobby is collecting and trading dummies (pixabay photo)

How popular are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I forgot the statistics. Probably, I'm a one in Mongolia, but a nine in Memphis.

What motivates you to sing?
The fact that, as Nero Wolfe said, "An actor can practice anywhere any time with anybody, and most of them do." For singers is almost the same.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Every day! I mostly consume super-natural products, because I pay attention to my skin and our world. For example, this week I have an obsession for yak yogurt and miso, which I found amazing on BBQ pork ribs.

Should you give up singing, which career would you pick up?
Almost surely that of chimney sweep. I already have quite an experience in that field.

Phil, where did you go on your last holiday?
Last year I leased an exclusive manor on the secluded hills of Ecuador. The contract included a moat surrounding the manor to protect my privacy and also a pack of extras pretending to be devotees to let me feel cherished.

Are you superstitious?
All right! I have to eat something orange before a critical occasion. Obviously not today.

Could you suggest a remedy for back pain?
Yes, in case of back pain, mix one part of red wine, two parts of fruit smoothie and some tartar sauce inside a coconut, then put the resulting mixture on your ankles and your tongue.

Phil, what is your opinion about global warming?
I've made clear my opinion in an essay printed on Transactions on Qualitative Bioethics.

There is no possibility any of these is Phil Collins' secret telephone number :
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To be honest, my boss had arranged my little interview with Phil Collins days beforehand. Regrettably, my pet anteater got allergy, so I had to skip the exchange. So, this web page is essentially the recollection of a nightmare I had following a large dinner of chorizo and raw broccoli.
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