What are your feelings about president Donald Trump?
I imagined this was a playful discussion, not a boring one.
What’s in your pocket right now?
Goodness gracious! Because this interview is a fabrication of your lascivious neurons, I'm probably in my alluring nightwear, so no pockets at all.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a white spider on my elbow. It is glowing in the dark, so I can be salvaged if I get lost in Austin outskirts, but unfortunately it works only if I'm a little disrobed.
Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
I really can't stand industrial brands. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the new leaves of Tetracalyx mammosa, an elusive orchid which grows only in the Amazon rainforest.
What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is unfortunately quite grim, since on this suffering Earth there are places where it is hopeless to find even a just passable frankfurter.
Can you share with us a memory of your role in "Gremlins 2: The New Batch"?
You bet your boots! They do not put together a cast like that anymore! There are a lot of convincing reasons for that...
If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Phoebe Cates, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Purdue University, signed up for Fried Foods Chemistry 101, failed, and bailed out a month after that with an online poker addiction.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Every day! I mostly consume super-natural eco-friendly products, because I do pay attention to my beauty and our planet. For example, this week I have an obsession for miso and shiitake mushrooms, both amazing on BBQ pork ribs.
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