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A talk with Phoebe Cates
Phoebe Cates
Phoebe Cates born July 16th, 1963 (Cancer)
Many people like to collect coins. Phoebe Cates is specialized into collecting coins that have been thrown to politicians. (pixabay photo)

In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I always liked Aerugo flag. It is red and blue with a little gray moose in the middle. Aerugo is a proud but desperate country. They are so needy they have been rejected by Googlemaps.

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be printed in another book. What I can say now is that it will be a guide to choosing wallpaper. It will be tattoed on legs and foreheads of 1,000 volunteers that will be released in Palmdale.

Phoebe, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Surely! Don't let the color of your skin be an excuse for failure. Unless you are green. In that case you are probably going to assume room temperature, so it's useless to dispense further pearls of wisdom.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer: Marge Simpson.

Does your secretary use a pseudonym when he makes reservation for a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to excape stalkers and paparazzi
Sure! We'll go to any length to elude those hooligans. I generally adopt the alias "Phoebe Cetes".

Do you know Doris U. Young (a former school principal, now an electrician) from Olathe?
Not personally, but my uncle has been married to her for 4 months. Then there was a rumor about some kinky photos sent by phone to the wrong people, so their marriage came to a quick end.

Which is your trick to achieve perpetual beauty?
It is a shower in fresh cement twice a week.

Do people yell your name and applaud everywhere you go?
Totally! At times my popularity frightens me. I really make no distinction as to race, sex, or religion: I'm known to enchant notable cosmonauts and crestfallen bookkeepers to the same extent. Say, there are 16 boulevards with my name in three different countries, not counting Palombia and Serbia, which I'm not sure are actually countries.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Phoebe Cates' private telephone number :
6290272771 971328649 6497388090 6195850081 4773866683 9418218553 9119576685 266925798 5218529983 729776718 7677457776 5105389527 6696214272 4573205354 553980493 6874372556 600753988 3567787560 5893315773 359202228
To be honest, my boss had lined up my hurried rendezvous with Phoebe Cates many months beforehand. Regrettably, I realized at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like collecting feathers or breeding mites. So, the interview above is mainly based on what Phoebe Cates would have probably said if I have met her, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of her fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.