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A conversation with Phoebe Cates
Phoebe Cates
Phoebe Cates born July 16th, 1963 (Cancer)
Phoebe Cates is currently writing her unauthorized autobiography, a monumental work soon to be released in montly instalments. (pixabay photo)

Phoebe, have you made plans for the New Year?
Actually, there have been some incomprehensions with my agent, so to bail out this mess I need to change my name, and next year I will be known as "Phoebe Cytes".

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Harry Potter.

You know that that's not a real person, don't you?

Who were you in your first school play?
Not my best memory. It was a play on the life of Mozart. I played a column in the backstage.

Are you allergic to anything?
I have a little intolerance to nonsense, pandas, and ethanol.

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, in case of drunkness mix two parts of vermouth, three parts of coffee and some crushed garlic. Drink the resulting concoction every 25 minutes for 5 hours.

Do you have any birthmark?
I have a little snail shaped birthmark on my left wrist. Probably my mother did dream a snail while she was expecting me.

I read that you will soon be busy with a charity marathon. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an embarrassing effort?
I had to for a little clause in my last contract, which prescribed me to fake an interest in good deeds.

And since when did you feel an urge to fight chickenpox?
WHAT? Chickenpox!? That's definitely not what I signed for. I have to call my agent.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Phoebe Cates' private telephone number :
6054077930 9176413917 7110300273 9197657469 8568548456 2707550852 5096449002 986243511 2570889026 9890909289 6112001971 5735126518 9859874953 9279965760 4248387802 4757876038 848267877 7316701049 4727662062 785386231
Actors are very over-booked people. It's difficult for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Phoebe Cates totally alone and obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Thus, this web page is an an extrasensorial transcription we obtained thanks to a trained mentalist.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.