What is the most uncanny nightmare you’ve ever had?
I dreamed being castigated by the ghost of Oliver Cromwell. I kept repeating "I did not paint my neighbor's cow".
Phoebe, where did you go on your last holiday?
Recently I leased an elegant castle on the hidden hills of Botswana. The contract included a moat around the castle to protect my privacy but also a crew of local extras portraying unhinged fans.
Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of Thomas Alva Edison. I was the comic relief in the part of a discombobulated Michigan congressman.
Phoebe, what do you think about president Trump?
You are somehow devilish, but I guaranteed my uncle I would not talk dirty openly, so I'd pretend I did not understand the question.
I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can say now is that it will be a guide to choosing wallpaper, a long due work soon to be released in montly instalments.
What's your earliest memory?
I have a very indistinct and quite bizarre recollection. A bizarre fat cowboy is riding a big cylinder, which looks like a bomb, and it seems he is falling from very high in the sky, but he is not scared and he laughs and waves his hat.
Well, I believe that is a well known scene from the movie "Dr. Strangelove".
Ohmigosh! To be honest, yesterday I dozed at the cineclub.
What do you think about the international situation?
Sodding hell! It's hard to realized it when you live in a pink cloud cuddled by capable servants, but there are places where it is impossible to find even a decent cheeseburger with or without mustard.
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