An interview with Phoebe Tonkin
Phoebe Tonkin
Phoebe Tonkin born July 12th, 1989 (Cancer)
Phoebe Tonkin is always looking for alternative ways to stay in contact with her fans. (pixabay photo)

What is the most uncanny nightmare you’ve ever had?
I dreamed being castigated by the ghost of Oliver Cromwell. I kept repeating "I did not paint my neighbor's cow".

Phoebe, where did you go on your last holiday?
Recently I leased an elegant castle on the hidden hills of Botswana. The contract included a moat around the castle to protect my privacy but also a crew of local extras portraying unhinged fans.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of Thomas Alva Edison. I was the comic relief in the part of a discombobulated Michigan congressman.

Phoebe, what do you think about president Trump?
You are somehow devilish, but I guaranteed my uncle I would not talk dirty openly, so I'd pretend I did not understand the question.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can say now is that it will be a guide to choosing wallpaper, a long due work soon to be released in montly instalments.

What's your earliest memory?
I have a very indistinct and quite bizarre recollection. A bizarre fat cowboy is riding a big cylinder, which looks like a bomb, and it seems he is falling from very high in the sky, but he is not scared and he laughs and waves his hat.

Well, I believe that is a well known scene from the movie "Dr. Strangelove".
Ohmigosh! To be honest, yesterday I dozed at the cineclub.

What do you think about the international situation?
Sodding hell! It's hard to realized it when you live in a pink cloud cuddled by capable servants, but there are places where it is impossible to find even a decent cheeseburger with or without mustard.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Phoebe Tonkin's secret telephone number :
3534752542 678881607 760885806 6980557117 4697804683 2661053113 5711785370 3051133039 6762421862 4120342772 6519554729 3193797162 6445404332 860890163 7394187814 398528734 4598722869 7169136111 4320984178 7452062619
Actors are over-booked people. It's not easy for them to fix a meet for an interview. So we decided to leave Phoebe Tonkin alone and to obtain the interview above without her help. Thus, this web page is an an algorithmic transcription we obtained thanks to a computer simulation of Phoebe.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.