A conversation with Pierce Brosnan
Pierce Brosnan
Pierce Brosnan born May 16th, 1953 (Taurus)
A die hard fan, an ex-lover or an absolute stranger? Well, nobody actually seems to know, but a redacted face boosts suspense! (pixabay photo)

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be printed in another book. What I can say here is that it will be my unofficial autobiography. It will be tattoed on backs and foreheads of 700 models that will be set loose in Ann Arbor as in a flash mob.

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my will stronger, I frequently rest on a bunk made of nails copiously dusted with pepper.

Your agent told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be honest, I lived 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Sheraton hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to levitate just a little.

What’s in your pocket right now?
I got a shitload of money in my pockets. You can watch them in awe, you may ever smell them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...

Pierce, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Yes! Don't let the color of your skin make you feel less than awesome. Unless you are green. In that case contact a physician (a good one) at your earliest convenience.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
When I want to start my session with a bang I sing "School's Out" by Alice Cooper.

A famous person you recognize as your doppelganger?
As a poll suggests, John Adams, because of our shared moral standings.

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yes! It was an extremely unsettling experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Joan of Arc appeared and certified that I'm probably the reincarnation of George W. Bush's food taster.

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