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Pierce Brosnan
Pierce Brosnan born May 16th, 1953 (Taurus)
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Less known fact: until he was 13 Pierce Brosnan believed Santa Claus was of Klingon ethnicity (source)

Who are your heroes?
Nelson Mandela, Sarah Connor, and myself.

Pierce, what is the fuss about the future Oscar dispute?
Surely, this has always been a hot potato.

Pierce, which is your method for flawless skin?
Only few know it is a bath in warm cement twice a week.

When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional actor?
Yeah! Even though it was my second choice. First one was pope. Or maybe bookkeeper, it was a hard choice.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Pierce Brosnan, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and rang their doorbell until they gave me a job.

Do you do your own shopping?
Nah! Actually, I employ a gang of Princeton graduates to compile my grocery list and texting it to a squad of pro buyers distributed around the globe. For the garnments, always a critical issue, I ever have a bunch of surrogates, one for each body part.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
Surely! But just one time. It was an uncanny experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Walt Disney manifested and hypothesized that I'm probably the reincarnation of a Napoleon's homonym.

Pierce, what’s your biggest defect?
Probably my worst defect is self-absorption. Most of the times my mind go elsewhere and I wonder what groundhogs think when they see a mime.

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Celebrities are very frantic people. It's not easy for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Pierce Brosnan alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing him. Thus, this web page is an an esoteric transcription we obtained via a reliable mentalist.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.