An interview with Pierce Brosnan
Pierce Brosnan
Pierce Brosnan born May 16th, 1953 (Taurus)
In his will, Pierce Brosnan has requested for his ashes to be scattered on the Moon, possibly by hand. (source)

Do you do your own shopping?
Nothing doing! I employ a group of specialists to elaborate my grocery list and e-mail it to a number of pro buyers around the planet. For the clothes, which are always critical, I ever have a bunch of surrogates, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.

Pierce, what is your opinion about president Trump?
I gave assurance to my grandma I would not curse openly again, so I'd pretend I did not hear the question.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Pierce Brosnan, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Dartmouth College, signed up for Philosophical Ethnology 101, failed, and bailed out a year after that with an online poker addiction.

Pierce, you are always in tip-top condition. How do you do that?
I have devised the Blue Diet: in the month of May I eat exclusively blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue potatoes and naturally deceased blue jays.

What would you like to do right now?
Wake up from this nightmare.

Pierce, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Pierce's prodigy". In the middle of one of my famed researches in the Borneo rainforest, I discovered an inconspicuous new shrub, now named Macacisumaria bilobata, that blooms only every 6 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of mangoes and sausages. You have to be extremely rich even to unlike it...

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My real love is Bach.

How famous are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I don't know. I think I'm a four in Memphis, but a ten in Bulgaria.

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