A conversation with Piper Perabo
Piper Perabo
Piper Perabo born October 31st, 1976 (Scorpio)
Piper Perabo spent 3 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Sheraton hotel. To her advantage, she learnt to bend fire, just a little (pixabay photo)

You were brilliant in "The Prestige". Were you given a lot of latitude to shape your character?
Absolutely! In the original screenplay my character was a stuttering alien. With red hair, for crying out loud!

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Sure! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away your love,
you took the emotions away from me.
A pen, a book lost in a drawer
the only sings of you.
You took your love away from me,
all and everything you took away,
so how come your cousin is here to stay?

If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
I have acquired an irrational fear for dog shaped clouds, on account of a bizzarre accident occurred to my aunt. I'm also scared by dark places, but that is quite common.

What do you think about the international situation?
Snap! I think it is presently very bleak, since on this bitter Earth there are countries where it is hopeless to find even a barely so-so hamburger.

I heard that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
I had to for a clause in my last contract, which obliged me to do something unfunny at least once.

And since when did you feel a need to address the delicate issue of allergy?
Since I was a little girl, and my parents would argue about it.

Do you have problems with movie directors?
I prefer when directors make crystal clear what they want me to do, so I can do something else.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Dracula.

With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
I want to call my agent.

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Let's face it, celebrities are busy people. It's not easy for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Piper Perabo alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing her. Thus, this web page is an an esoteric transcription we obtained thanks to a trained mentalist.
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