A conversation with Piper Perabo
Piper Perabo
Piper Perabo born October 31st, 1976 (Scorpio)
In her concealed cave Piper Perabo is compulsively searching a way to develop chickens with 4 legs (pixabay photo)

Your zodiac sign is Scorpio. Are you a typical Scorpio?
For certain! I'm very affable, quite attentive, cooperative and restless. My relatives say that I'm also a bit paradoxical but that I think it is usual in artist.

Apart from acting, is there one thing you do exceptionally well?
I do a great imitation of a prairie dog, mostly for kids or everybody willing to disburse a pile of notes to assist.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Rebecca Romijn. We were in the same book club when we were younger.

Piper, you are always in fine fettle. How do you do that?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: in November I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue corn, blue crabs and my special Smurf stew.

Are you superstitious?
Maybe! I have to avoid any food whose name contains the letter "C" right before a relevant occasion. Clearly not today.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the zebra appearing in your last movie?
I plead not guilty.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Piper Perabo, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and sang John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt until they gave me a job.

How is your relationship with movie directors?
Once in a lifetime you have directors who are kindly persons like me, but usually they are just a bunch of morons.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Piper Perabo's secret telephone number is listed here :
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I dawdled for years for an occasion to have a conversation with Piper Perabo. The resulting article was magnificent, like it was written by the ghost of Miguel de Cervantes after too much fernet. So, it was very lamentable that my ferret by accident set my only copy on fire! After I put the blame on karma, I made an effort to recall those breathtaking words. So, to be honest, I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page is a totally truthful report of our conversation, and so I'm beginning to doubt it ever took place...
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