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Piper Perabo
Piper Perabo born October 31st, 1976 (Scorpio)
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Writing her will, Piper Perabo has specified that her body should be buried inside a volcano (source)

According to some witnesses, you have been in an embarassing location with a celebrity whose name I've not the authorization to tell. Any comment?
If you mean P.E., then it was a totally innocuous thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with Q.F...

I may have a picture.
You know, the photo has probably appeared spontaneously...

Spontaneously? I do not understand.
You know, some wandering photons spontaneously produced an absolutely random photo in which you incorrectly tagged me. For example, given the right conditions, your parents or your dog could "spontaneously" fly into pieces. Capishe?

I think I've lost that blurred photo anyway...
Piper, what are your feelings about the current USA president?

Sorry, I was under the impression this was a humorous meeting, not a peek into the abyss of despair.

Who are your heroes?
Anthony (the less-known uncle of John D. Rockefeller), Indiana Jones, and myself.

Do you ever Google yourself?
Not so often. Say every two hours. But lately Google often says "Including results for Piper Purabo", who supposedly is a complementary health therapist from Tucson. That's quite distressing, but not as much heartbreaking as discovering that for Bing my name sounds like a revolting obscenity in Mongolian.

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can divulge here is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography. It will be tattoed on backs and foreheads of 800 fans that will be dispersed in Oklahoma City as in a flash mob.

Piper Perabo refused to let me know her home telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
501509424 2708461378 3150887980 240494802 3196649208 3441358142 5335008449 5007954779 404014579 964033071 430121526 9251613300 3608699691 2753183420 2268558447 4634958432 2553533402 3753871571 7404491748 8396993297
Vips are very frantic people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Piper Perabo alone and to obtain the interview above without her help. Hence, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained from a computer simulation of Piper.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.