According to some witnesses, you have been in an embarassing location with a celebrity whose name I've not the authorization to tell. Any comment?
If you mean P.E., then it was a totally innocuous thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with Q.F...
I may have a picture.
You know, the photo has probably appeared spontaneously...
Spontaneously? I do not understand.
You know, some wandering photons spontaneously produced an absolutely random photo in which you incorrectly tagged me. For example, given the right conditions, your parents or your dog could "spontaneously" fly into pieces. Capishe?
I think I've lost that blurred photo anyway...
Piper, what are your feelings about the current USA president?
Sorry, I was under the impression this was a humorous meeting, not a peek into the abyss of despair.
Who are your heroes?
Anthony (the less-known uncle of John D. Rockefeller), Indiana Jones, and myself.
Do you ever Google yourself?
Not so often. Say every two hours. But lately Google often says "Including results for Piper Purabo", who supposedly is a complementary health therapist from Tucson. That's quite distressing, but not as much heartbreaking as discovering that for Bing my name sounds like a revolting obscenity in Mongolian.
I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can divulge here is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography. It will be tattoed on backs and foreheads of 800 fans that will be dispersed in Oklahoma City as in a flash mob.
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