Can you confirm the gossip about the purloined Chupacabra photos?
Ooh la la! Somebody may think you are showing an unlooked-for desire to join the great majority, if you know what I mean. I have a friend who has a friend that for $3000,... Oh, forget it! You don't like spoilers, don't ya?
You have been seen in a compromising setting with a famous person whose name I've not the permission to publish. Do you care to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with E.M..
I may have a picture.
You know, the photo is surely just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
Well, accidents happen all the time. Like when you "accidentally" fake a photo. Or, for example, your father or your car may "accidentally" burst into flames. Do you understand now?
Let's forget about that non existent photo...
I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can say here is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography. It will be tattoed on backs and legs of 900 models that will be freed in Mumbai.
Pitbull, should you give up singing, which kind of career would you pick up?
Almost surely that of sunset photographer, since I already have quite an experience in that field.
Is there something you would like to do right now?
Yes! Buy a polygraph for my dungeon.
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