You are just back from a series of concerts in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be honest, I spent 2 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Best Western hotel. On the bright side, I learnt to move little things with my mind.
Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yep! It was a very excruciating experience. At a certain point, the ghost of Walt Disney appeared and established that I'm the reincarnation of a neighbor of Immanuel Kant.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I don't know, I liked all of their plays.
Do you have a favorite flag?
Surely the flag of Zamunda. If I'm not mistaken, it is yellow and brown with a little blue horse somewhere. Zamunda is a wonderful but unfortunate place. They are so impoverished they recycle dandruff.
Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Might as well! It is untoward that I have little time, if any, to write. Last winter I've read the recap of the condensed version of the book "Anna Karenina", and I found it more or less passable. So, I told my agent to call the author - a certain Leo Tolstoy - because I truly need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not received any answer.
If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
I have acquired an unreasonable fear for cookies, because of a freak accident happened to my cousin. I'm also terrified by crocodiles, but that is quite normal.
Pixie, which is your secret for everlasting youth?
Only few know it is a dousing with warm tomato sauce once a day.
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
I guess so! Here it is my guaranteed cure. In case of drunkness mix three parts of gin, one part of energy drink and some ketchup. Gargle with the resulting potion every 25 minutes for at least 5 hours.
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