If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
Yes, actually I do! I suffer with an unreasonable phobia for zombies, owing to a freak accident occurred to my aunt. I'm also terrified by Ouija boards, but that is quite common.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Portia de Rossi, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and made sipping sounds until they gave me a job.
Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Indeed! It is unfortunate that I have little time, if any, to put down the words, as we writers use to say. Last summer I've read the condensed recap of "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer", and I found it quite acceptable. Therefore, I told my agent to call the author - a certain Mark Twain - because I truly need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not heard any answer.
What's the most uncanny dream you’ve ever had?
I dreamed being castigated by a Leonardo da Vinci impersonator. I kept yelling "I did not eat my neighbor's panther".
Portia, your zodiac sign is Aquarius. May I read you your horoscope?
Indeed yes! But I don't believe in zodiacal chicanery.
You have accumulated a lot of disgruntlement inside that can burst suddenly. You will overcome this only if you absolve or take revenge upon somebody who has wronged you in the past.
Urgh! If I did believe in this zodiacal madness, now I would be crying a little.
Portia, what is the fuss about the future Oscar quarreling?
Surely, this is a minefield.
Portia, should you give up acting, which occupation would you like to pick up?
Probably that of bat guano collector, since I already have quite an experience in that field.
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