A talk with Portia de Rossi
Portia de Rossi
Portia de Rossi born January 31st, 1973 (Aquarius)
The thrilled appearance of fans who have met Portia de Rossi (pixabay photo)

Portia, can you share with us a memory of your role in "Cursed"?
I say! To put it blunty, the set "was a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smelled of strawberries!".

Which super power do you have?
Not a secret! Hands invisibility, since I was 2, particularly if the sun shines. This could help quite a lot in my career.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer: Indiana Jones.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, many years ago I was traveling in Algeria with a special friend. You know, one thing led to another and so we did "that" in the prairie, in the middle of nature.

In an article appeared on Russian Journal of Academic Technology, prof. Arthur Peterson described your roles as "a dramatic incarnation of newfangled conceptual positivism". Which is your reaction?
Well, it is evident that in his letter printed on Annals of Semiotic Foundations, dr. Ronald S. Reed completely discredited that eccentric theory.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
I love to sing out loud at the top of my lungs "Act A Fool" by Ludacris.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I have a little intolerance to paparazzi, jackal milk, and sodium hypochlorite.

What is the fuss about the next Oscar dispute?
Surely, this has always been an elephant in the room.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Portia de Rossi's private telephone number :
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I patiently sat on my bottom for several years for a chance to have a little conversation with Portia de Rossi. The resulting interview was amazing, like it was written by the ghost of Astrid Lindgren in her prime. It was very disastrous, to put it mildly, that my cat (maybe on purpose!) set my only copy on fire! After I accepted reality, I attempted to recall those awe-inspiring words. Actually, to be honest, I'm not really sure this web page contains an absolutely accurate chronicle of what transpired during our conversation, and so I'm starting to wonder if it ever was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.