If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Prince, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a record company and rang their doorbell until they gave me a job.
Can you authenticate the gossip about your role in the shady business of Sasquatch DNA samples?
People can't stand the truth!
What would you like to do right now?
Walk away unarmed.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I don't know, I guess they were all very good in that musical.
Do you do your own shopping?
I would like to, but I'm so time-poor while performing very significant things for the good of all of us (except the ones who are dead) that I can't care about matters of no importance. I employ a crew of Georgia Tech dropouts to compile my grocery list and texting it to a bunch of professional buyers spread around the planet. For the garnments, I ever have a number of stand-in, one for each body part.
Apart from singing, is there one thing in which you excel?
I can declaim "If" by Rudyard Kipling in 6 different languages including Chinese.
Prince, your zodiac sign is Gemini. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I don't believe in zodiacal craziness.
Unwillingly, you are in an annoying situation that retards you from doing those things that you need to do. You can resolve this situation by isolating for 4 months in a hermitage.
Egads! You are dead on!
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