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A talk with Prince
Prince born June 7th, 1958 (Gemini)
Because of a harmless freak accident with his dirigible, Prince has lived for 3 months in the rainforest. He was alone, apart from his cat Bimbaroo and his strong will (source)

If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Prince, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a record company and rang their doorbell until they gave me a job.

Can you authenticate the gossip about your role in the shady business of Sasquatch DNA samples?
People can't stand the truth!

What would you like to do right now?
Walk away unarmed.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I don't know, I guess they were all very good in that musical.

Do you do your own shopping?
I would like to, but I'm so time-poor while performing very significant things for the good of all of us (except the ones who are dead) that I can't care about matters of no importance. I employ a crew of Georgia Tech dropouts to compile my grocery list and texting it to a bunch of professional buyers spread around the planet. For the garnments, I ever have a number of stand-in, one for each body part.

Apart from singing, is there one thing in which you excel?
I can declaim "If" by Rudyard Kipling in 6 different languages including Chinese.

Prince, your zodiac sign is Gemini. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I don't believe in zodiacal craziness.

Unwillingly, you are in an annoying situation that retards you from doing those things that you need to do. You can resolve this situation by isolating for 4 months in a hermitage.
Egads! You are dead on!

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Prince's home telephone number :
9227703496 6054069441 5174054227 461646136 4763904323 3917787739 6003865861 832008028 8847428355 9549374707 749003384 946667038 698490450 5523271108 6951695961 9356591413 5257385169 9929115093 4912058040 7502976094
To be frank, my boss had planned my exchange with Prince days beforehand. Unluckily, I got stoned watching a rerun of "Larger than Life". So, the transcript above is mainly based on what Prince would have probably answered if I have met him, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.