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Prince born June 7th, 1958 (Gemini)
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Prince spent 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before he got the idea it was not the Sheraton hotel. However, he learnt to levitate, just a little (source)

What happen if you play your song "Controversy" backward?
Earth may implode.

Which is your favorite snack?
Pasta noodles with cocktail sauce, a banana, three rump steaks, and some mineral water.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... Years ago I was traveling with a special friend. We did "it" in the tent, like amorous bobcats, in the middle of nature.

Do you have any scar?
Maybe! I have a little lobster shaped scar on my right shin, a memento of my unpleasant clash with a raving ferret.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My real love is Beethoven.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
I'll do! But just one time. It was a very unsettling experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Leibniz appeared and confirmed that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a Voltaire's homonym.

Prince, do you have any vice?
I love videogaming so much, that I can put in hour and hours into one session. Surely you are going to judge me for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.

Could you corroborate the noise about your participation in the flimsy crisis of Chupacabra DNA samples?
My my! It appears you are showing an irrational desire to snuff it, if you understand me. You know, I have a friend who has a friend that for $3000,... Nevermind. You don't like spoilers, don't ya?

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Prince's secret telephone number is listed here :
765597297 7285791030 237597449 3855772264 5697492714 867255947 4741914914 4821072530 3926607766 2986806860 6409693211 5540170387 5128413318 7152670683 4589154674 7540375780 6862809188 2472699556 9831478866 9052322603
To be sincere, my director had patiently scheduled my brief appointment with Prince many months beforehand. Regrettably, I realized I had more interesting things to do, like growing parasitic plants or walking my pet gerbil. So, the transcript above is essentially based on what Prince would have probably said if I have met him, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.