Which super power do you have?
This a secret! I hear infrasounds, since I was 10.
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
Yes, actually I do! I have developed an irrational phobia for the color purple, after a bizzarre accident occurred to my cousin. I'm also terrified by crocodiles, but that is quite common.
What do you think about the international situation?
It's hard to realized it when you live between cushions, but in these suffering times there are places where it is impossible to find even a decent cosmopolitan.
R.K, you are well known for your bizarre demands when staying in hotels. Can you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Call it bullheadedness, but I can't stay anywhere without Albanian roses scent or deep-fried ants delivered every two hours to my suite.
Did you ever participated in a séance?
But of course! But just once. It was an unsettling experience. At a certain point, the ghost of Harry S. Truman manifested and hypothesized that I'm probably the reincarnation of a neighbor of Mark Twain.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are these the only bass players you know?
You have been the recipient of uncountable prizes. Can you tell us what is the first award you ever won?
At the age of 7, I won the "Plastic Gnu Prize" assigned by the Mayor of Phoenix for "unprecedented but unrequested singing exhibition".
R.K, do you have something to say to young people?
Absolutely! Scientific studies have proved that sniffing glitter like a Dyson vacuum cleaner may have obnoxious long-term aftereffects, like loss of nostrils or sudden death. But now you can stop being afraid! Buy "R.K's wonder", now with more Callicalyx superba tincture. Just $29.99 for 120 capsules. (Disclaimer : Not actually a drug. It
usually may cause loss of vowels or induce paranoia. Sugar-free. One capsule provides 100% RDA of gasoline).
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