A conversation with Rachel Bilson
Rachel Bilson
Rachel Bilson born August 25th, 1981 (Virgo)
Her breakfast when she is on diet (pixabay photo)

I'm here today with a special guest, Rachel Bilson, who just made her way through her last movie. Hi, Rachel, and welcome to C*E*L*E*B.
I say it was about time you people invited me. I saw Avril Lavigne the other day and, to be frank, I did not like it a bit.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Every day! I mostly consume super-natural indie products, because I care about my skin and our mother Earth. For example, this week I have a fascination for sprouted Mexican beans and tempeh, which I found amazing on BBQ brisket.

Which is the coolest flag in the world?
Surely the flag of Freedonia, probably because it has my picture in the center.

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in another book. What I can divulge here is that it will be a guide to choosing rubber bands. It will be tattoed on legs and backs of 800 models that will be set loose in Billings as in a flash mob.

Rachel, can you share with us a memory of your role in "Jumper"?
Jawohl! They do not assemble a cast like that anymore! There are a lot of compelling causes for that...

You are always in fine fettle. Which is your secret?
I have devised the Blue Diet: in the month of December I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, blue Smarties and naturally deceased blue jays.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Rachel Bilson, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Rice University, signed up for Botanical Robotics 101, failed, and bailed out a month after that with a drinking addiction.

Your zodiac sign is Virgo. Are you a typical Virgo?
I'll say not! I'm friendly, energetic, headstrong and anxious. My relatives say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is normal in artist.

Rachel Bilson refused to let me know her home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
5897785677 4591350781 824473044 8420937568 4876080743 2142079507 892577551 6267267092 3741251315 5901499044 8019765116 3845339128 2743976038 844189188 9672259615 8152544496 8214543465 5454356774 9103831657 4848303849
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