An interview with Rachel Bilson
Rachel Bilson
Rachel Bilson born August 25th, 1981 (Virgo)
Rachel Bilson has been somehow dissatisfied by the actual situation and facilities of the super-gorgeous spa she hastily chose from the web site of the "Last Hope Travels" tour operator (pixabay photo)

Rachel, which is your secret for eternal youth?
As you may have guessed, it is a shower in warm yak milk once a month.

What is the most uncanny dream that you remember?
I dreamed being blamed by a Friedrich Nietzsche impersonator. I kept yelling "I did not sell my uncle's wombat".

Have you made plans for the New Year?
Actually, there is a complicate story connected to the legacy of my once removed late cousin from Ivory Coast, and the most rational way out is changing my name, so next year I will be forced to use the name "Rachel Bolson".

Rachel, can you share with us a memory of your role in "Jumper"?
Cripes! All the other characters were eating corn beef flavored bubblegums all day long.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Between you and me? It is the comforting tingle of two pieces of gold caressing each other. But please, write instead something more fashionable, like "the consoling purr of a satisfied kitten" or "the snore of your dozing baby".

Do you do your own shopping?
I reckon not! Usually, I pay a squad of Georgia Tech PhDs to elaborate my grocery list and pass it along to a bunch of pro buyers scattered around the planet. For the clothes, I ever hire a group of surrogates, one for each body part.

You are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
Actually, I lived 3 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Sheraton hotel. On the bright side, I learnt to bend fire, just a little.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Probably a raccoon. A large, fat, peaceful raccoon, satiated and sleepy in the shade of a large tree.

Rachel Bilson refused to share her private telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
438361772 717250772 345786011 2457471678 6208670650 2851777347 4591065939 9033967856 4927072909 858756260 867846031 4488149017 962663473 3657268064 6527462171 938638631 934589119 4834081653 2228359576 8543926053
Clearly, vips are very busy people. It's not easy for them to fix an appointment for an interview. So we decided to leave Rachel Bilson alone and to obtain the interview above without her help. Thus, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained via a computer simulation of Rachel.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.