Rachel, do you like groundhogs?
I reckon not!
For which reason you do not like groundhogs, if I may ask?
First of all, they stink! And one groundhog bite my uncle's leg. That was one of the reasons I become an actress, so I should reconsider my position on groundhogs.
Rachel, what’s your biggest defect?
I sacrifice myself for the good of others and in general I make other people feel useless in comparison.
Rachel, what do you think of the issue of global warming?
I have deducted that this purported global warming baloney is a foolish machination of Brutopia's spies.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Well, many years ago I was crossing Japan in a battered minivan with a special friend. You know, one thing led to another and so we did "it" in the prairie, like passionate coyotes, in the heart of nature.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Rachel Nichols, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Boston University, signed up for Botanical Robotics 101, failed, and bailed out after a year with an online poker addiction.
What do you think about the next Oscar shitstorm?
To be sincere, this is an elephant in the room.
How is your relationship with movie directors?
I enjoy directors which seem totally nonchalant, because it gives me more relish making their life a living hell.
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