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Rachel Weisz
Rachel Weisz born March 7th, 1967 (Pisces)
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After her fans insistence, Rachel Weisz will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a week. The proceeds ($800/night) will go to a charity for the cure of anosmia in dogs (source)

When you were a little girl, did you see acting as a possible profession?
Sadly no, and I still hope that, one day, they are going to recognize the need for Klingon interpreters at the United Nations.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather embarassing. It was a play on the life of Pablo Picasso. I played a stalk of celery: the author was an illustrious addicted.

A fictional character you think to as an imaginary friend?
As my agent keeps repeating, Confucius, because of our similar way of living.

Have you made plans for the New Year?
Well, there have been some troubles with my agent, the easiest way out is changing my name, so next year I will be known as "Rachel Wiisz".

What would you like to do right now?
Buy a drawbridge for my castle.

I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an embarrassing effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.

And since when did you feel a need to inform people about gastroenteritis?
Since I was a little girl, and my parents would argue about it.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, I remember that several years ago I was crossing Tunisia in a battered pick-up with a special friend. You know, we were young and wild and so we did "that" in the tent, under the moon, in the very heart of nature.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Rachel Weisz's home telephone number :
375773606 794675940 4224512373 8831954349 7402292212 7646292062 3286564333 8649609820 5372709558 444152434 9776722881 786166337 979282466 3759689442 8094685396 581865909 6370739796 3546850303 4900141418 9192612472
Vips are very frantic people. It's difficult for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Rachel Weisz completely alone and obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Therefore, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained from a computer simulation of Rachel.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.