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A talk with Randy Crawford
Randy Crawford
Randy Crawford born February 18th, 1952 (Aquarius)
In her secret vault Randy Crawford is incessantly trying to rise chickens with 4 legs (pixabay photo)

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To steel my will, I periodically sleep on a hammock made of rough sandpaper and thorns copiously sprinkled with chili.

Randy, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Positively! Don't let the color of your skin be an excuse for failure. But buy a sun block or you'll get burned anyhow.

Which is the worst DVD (or VHS) in your possession?
Bwahaha! Excluding "From Justin to Kelly", which was a gift, I fear it is "The Love Guru". One of worst moves of Ben Kingsley.

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is quite brutal, since on our injured planet there are regions where it is impossible to find even an adequate martini.

What’s your biggest defect?
I loudly rap my fingers on tables and also on other people's leg.

What happen if you play your song "Street Life" backward?
There can be troublesome short-term aftereffects like loss of sleep or anemia.

I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Yeah! It is deplorable that I have little time, if any, to write. Last month I've read the condensed outline of "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer", and I found it more or less passable. Therefore, I've ordered my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Mark Twain - since I really need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any news.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
, when I want to start my session with a bang I sing "La Gloria de Dios" by Ricardo Montaner.

Randy Crawford refused to divulge her secret telephone number, but here are a few random numbers you can dream about :
5944616523 9365953591 7221839572 659534629 8981005881 5677946667 6724724662 3773811734 8767982286 8050077516 876995956 9856691175 2141526281 6600132275 7934203168 762413970 7542619321 3962933012 861153753 768079014
I have a confession to make. My director had patiently set up my brief rendezvous with Randy Crawford several weeks beforehand. Unluckily, I decided I had more interesting things to do, like breeding snails or visiting Canada. So, the transcript above is mainly based on what Randy Crawford would have probably said if I have met her, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.