Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To steel my will, I periodically sleep on a hammock made of rough sandpaper and thorns copiously sprinkled with chili.
Randy, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Positively! Don't let the color of your skin be an excuse for failure. But buy a sun block or you'll get burned anyhow.
Which is the worst DVD (or VHS) in your possession?
Bwahaha! Excluding "From Justin to Kelly", which was a gift, I fear it is "The Love Guru". One of worst moves of Ben Kingsley.
What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is quite brutal, since on our injured planet there are regions where it is impossible to find even an adequate martini.
What’s your biggest defect?
I loudly rap my fingers on tables and also on other people's leg.
What happen if you play your song "Street Life" backward?
There can be troublesome short-term aftereffects like loss of sleep or anemia.
I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Yeah! It is deplorable that I have little time, if any, to write. Last month I've read the condensed outline of "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer", and I found it more or less passable. Therefore, I've ordered my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Mark Twain - since I really need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any news.
If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
, when I want to start my session with a bang I sing "La Gloria de Dios" by Ricardo Montaner.
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