A conversation with Randy Crawford
Randy Crawford
Randy Crawford born February 18th, 1952 (Aquarius)
During the month of June Randy Crawford usually eats exclusively blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, blue corn and the so-called Smurf meat pie, whose details are a creepy mystery we prefer to leave surrounded by its riddle (source)

What is your opinion about the current USA president?
You are a little devilish, but I gave assurance to my cat I would not swear in public, so I'd pretend I did not understand the question.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
Excluding my own songs, I have a great time singing "Brown Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison.

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
You bet your boots! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away your love,
you took the emotions away from me.
A button, a photo alone in a drawer
the only sings of you.
You took away my life,
everything you took away,
so how come your cousin is here to stay?

Your zodiac sign is Aquarius. Are you a typical Aquarius?
Hell yeah! I'm a little rude, vivacious, opinionated and calm. My relatives say that I'm also a bit inconsistent but that I think it is normal in artists.

What do you think about the international situation?
Whammo! It's hard to believe it when you spend your days among piles of dough, but there are countries where it is impossible to find even a so-so hamburger.

Can you tell me the square root of 492183640?
According to my supporters one of the possible answers is something around 10.

Randy, where did you go on your last holiday?
Recently I leased a chic castle on the secretive hills of Vanuatu. The deal included barbed wire everywhere to preserve my privacy and also a horde of extras portraying unhinged admirers.

On a scale of one to ten, how famous are you?
I don't know. I think I'm a three in San Francisco, but a seven in Tibet.

There is no possibility any of these is Randy Crawford's home telephone number :
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To be frank, my chief had planned my little exchange with Randy Crawford several days beforehand. Unfortunately, I got stoned watching a rerun of "LOL". So, the transcript above is essentially the impression of a nightmare that followed after a generous dinner of raw broccoli and salami.
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