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A conversation with Randy Crawford
Randy Crawford
Randy Crawford born February 18th, 1952 (Aquarius)
In the course of her last tour, Randy Crawford has developed a pernicious addiction to yak milk (source)

Which is the worst DVD you personally bought?
I say! Apart from "Glitter", I fear it is "Ishtar". I think Dustin Hoffman was not happy with it afterwards.

You seem to be always so chirpy and cheerful. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to admit it, but I do. I think that each person has a dark side. Sometimes, when I look at a colleague singer, my vision dims and I tremble with hate. And all of a sudden, I feel a compulsion to obliterate her sneering smirk. That is my cheerful side... I let you discover, if you want, how dark my dark side is.

Can you tell us what is the first award you ever won?
I won the "Plastic Opossum Cup" issued by the municipality of Indianapolis for "outstanding yet unrequested singing performance" at the age of 9.

In an article appeared on Journal of Rural Inductionism, prof. Douglas Jones observed that your songs are "a dramatic recapitulation of latest symbolic logocentrism". Any comment?
Yes, I think that in his last paper published on European Transactions on Pragmatic Topics, dr. Albert Cruz utterly discredited that fishy theory.

Randy, if I may ask, how do you invest all the dough you make with music?
If you have money to invest, I can give you the phone of some guys from Yemen who can make you a fat offer. When you speak with them, keep in mind they already know where your mom lives.

What would you like to do right now?
Drink something spicy.

One of your masterpieces, "Street Life", is a planetary hymn of protest. Does it also have a second meaning?
Definitely so! It really is about my ruling passion for lemon juice.

When your are not singing, which is your preferred diversion?
I think that collecting USB sticks is quite relaxing.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Randy Crawford's secret telephone number :
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My little talk with Randy Crawford has been patiently planned for weeks. The resulting article was impressive, like it was written by the ghost of Anton Chekhov under the effects of prescription drugs. Thus, it was awfully lamentable, to put it mildly, that my armadillo by accident (I assume) set my only copy on fire! After I restored my sobriety, I attempted to recapture those breathtaking words. To be straight here: I'm not really certain this web page contains an absolutely genuine account of what transpired during our interview, and so I'm starting to doubt it actually was real...
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