A conversation with Randy Newman
Randy Newman
Randy Newman born November 28th, 1943 (Sagittarius)
Randy Newman suspects that in a parallel dimension he is a Pinocchio puppet (source)

If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
Definitely! I have developed an unreasonable fear for the color purple, because of a strange accident happened to my aunt. I'm also terrified by tigers, but that is quite common.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Johnny Depp, because I think we are on the same wavelength about Gollum.

Do you have a favorite book?
I'm very attached to "The Grapes of Wrath" by John Stainback.

You surely mean, by John Steinbeck?
Surely your cover had a typo, anyway we can agree to disagree.

Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I think that preparing food is a waste of energy. After all, there are cafeterias and fast food joints willing to provide my daily RDA of sugars and vitamines. The few times I have to cook for my friends, I like to invent salads. My cornerstone is a mix of pastrami and tofu, which I presume can be OK for both vegans and normal people.

Interesting! Would you like to share the recipe with us?
Sure! You take the pastrami and the tofu and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some Italian focaccia.

Italian focaccia?
It does not matter, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made those sandwiches, you discard the bread and mix pastrami and tofu with some ketchup and there it is!

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to whining, elk tears, and caffeine.

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