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A conversation with Rashida Jones
Rashida Jones
Rashida Jones born February 25th, 1976 (Pisces)
Rashida Jones is sponsoring the introduction of seashells as an alternative medium of exchange to stop the diffusion of bitcoins (pixabay photo)

What do you think of the controversial problem of global warming?
I have deducted that this so-called global warming phenomenon is presumably an egregious conspiracy of Eriador's wacky scientists.

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a concept and you say the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: fox.

Rashida : money

Q: triumph
Rashida : money

Q: fans
Rashida : money

Do you Google yourself often?

Not so often anymore. Say every day or so. But lately Google often says "Including results for Rashida Junes", who happens to be a floor finisher from Austin. That's quite dispiriting, but not as much heartbreaking as learning that for Bing my name is similar to a terrible insult in Yiddish.

Where did you go on your last vacation?
Last summer I leased a posh palace in a secluded valley of Kyrgyzstan. The payment included barbed wire everywhere to preserve my privacy but also a horde of local extras pretending to be paparazzi to let me feel at home.

Your zodiac sign is Pisces. Are you a typical Pisces?
Never! I'm a little aloof, full of life, yielding and patient. My friends say that I'm also a bit paradoxical but that I think it is normal in artist.

There is no possibility any of these is Rashida Jones' secret telephone number :
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My little interview with Rashida Jones has been patiently set up several days in advance. The resulting article was mind-blowing, like it was written by the spirit of Alexandre Dumas in his prime. It was untoward that my uncle Justin destroyed my only copy! After I invoked Flash Gordon in vain, I attempted to recall those fantastic words. Actually, to be clear here: I'm not so sure this web page contains a totally truthful account of our exchange, and I'm beginning to doubt it ever took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.