Do you have any birthmark?
I have a tiny penguin shaped birthmark on my left elbow. Probably my mother did involuntarily ingest a penguin while she was pregnant.
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I'm allergic to aspirin, backstabbers and elk.
Which is your favorite snack?
Chicken nuggets with chives, a bread roll, three chicken legs, and a few drops of sparkling wine.
I read that you will soon participate to a charity eating marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
I was obliged by my cousin, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.
And since when did you feel a need to address the delicate issue of bubonic plague?
Since my pet gerbil contracted it.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Mary Poppins.
You know that that's not a real person, don't you?
YOU ARE NOT REAL!
Which is your favorite karaoke song?
When I want to start my session with a bang I sing "Music Is My Way of Life" by Patti LaBelle.
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