Could you authenticate the hearsay about the stolen Sasquatch photos?
Thou, puking earth-vexing bladder! How do you dare?
Rebel, which is your secret for flawless skin?
Only few know it is a daily soaking into fresh cement.
Do you have any superpower?
Aw shucks! Talking backwards in Turkish, since I was 4, but only on Fridays. This could help a lot at family reunions.
Can you tell me the square root of 305071818?
I'm pretty sure that one of the possible answers is 61.
Do you use a pseudonym when you make reservation for a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to duck shutterbugs and stalkers
Will do! We'll do anything to avoid those imps. I mostly adopt the moniker "Rebel Wolson".
Your zodiac sign is Aquarius. Are you a typical Aquarius?
For certain! I'm sometimes rude, a bit lazy, opinionated and imperturbable. My relatives say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is normal in artist.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Rebel Wilson, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Duke University, signed up for Criminal Formalism 101, failed, and bailed out a month after that with an online poker addiction.
Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Yes! It is deplorable that I have little time to write. Last month I've read the back cover of "The Old Man and the Sea", and I found it more or less palatable. On that account, I told my agent to contact the author - a certain Ernest Hemingway - because I truly need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any news.
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