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Rebel Wilson
Rebel Wilson born February 3rd, 1986 (Aquarius)
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Rebel Wilson is convinced that in an another life she was a virus (source)

Could you authenticate the hearsay about the stolen Sasquatch photos?
Thou, puking earth-vexing bladder! How do you dare?

Rebel, which is your secret for flawless skin?
Only few know it is a daily soaking into fresh cement.

Do you have any superpower?
Aw shucks! Talking backwards in Turkish, since I was 4, but only on Fridays. This could help a lot at family reunions.

Can you tell me the square root of 305071818?
I'm pretty sure that one of the possible answers is 61.

Do you use a pseudonym when you make reservation for a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to duck shutterbugs and stalkers
Will do! We'll do anything to avoid those imps. I mostly adopt the moniker "Rebel Wolson".

Your zodiac sign is Aquarius. Are you a typical Aquarius?
For certain! I'm sometimes rude, a bit lazy, opinionated and imperturbable. My relatives say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is normal in artist.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Rebel Wilson, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Duke University, signed up for Criminal Formalism 101, failed, and bailed out a month after that with an online poker addiction.

Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Yes! It is deplorable that I have little time to write. Last month I've read the back cover of "The Old Man and the Sea", and I found it more or less palatable. On that account, I told my agent to contact the author - a certain Ernest Hemingway - because I truly need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any news.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Rebel Wilson's home telephone number :
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I patiently planned a little talk with Rebel Wilson for months. The resulting transcription was awesome, like it was written by Beatrix Potter after too much absinthe. It was awfully damaging that my dog by accident shredded my only copy! After I assessed the situation, I struggled to extract from my vanishing memory those imposing words. I want to be aboveboard here: I'm not so confident this web page is a totally truthful run-down of what transpired during our meeting, and now I'm starting to doubt it actually happened...
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