What is the strangest dream that you remember?
Not actually a dream: I found myself alone in a bare gloomy space. A vicios flavor in my mouth. Then I remembered I got plastered at a screening of "Perfect Stranger" in a faded movie house near Tucson.
You're brilliant in "Pitch Perfect". Were you given a lot of freedom to create your character?
Absolutely! In the original screenplay my character was a golfer. With a glass eye, holy moly!
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... Several years ago I was crossing Tanzania in an old minibus with a friend. You know, one thing led to another and so we did "that" in the prairie, under the stars, in the heart of nature.
Rebel, should you give up acting, which kind of career would you like to pick up?
Probably that of sewer inspector, since I already have some experience in that field.
Rebel, which is your method for eternal beauty?
As you may have inferred, it is a scrubbing with hot yak milk twice a day.
In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
Surely the flag of Taronia, probably because there is my face in the corner of it. Taronia is a beautiful but unfortunate nation. They are so penniless they use dry mud for seasoning.
If I may say so, Rebel, you are also well known for your unconventional demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Rebel needs what Rebel needs, and she always gets it. Whether it's titanium-plated underwear or pure hydrogen.
Rebel, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Definitely so! Scientific research has made clear that smoking self-growed tobacco may have troublesome repercussions, like loss of sleep or sudden death. But now you can stop being disquieted! Buy "Rebel's miracle", now with Xerostemea buxifolia powder. Just $19.99 for 100 pills. (Disclaimer : Not actually a drug. It
often may cause jaundice or induce suicide. Cholesterol-free. It may contain traces of fish and sawdust).
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