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Reese Witherspoon
Reese Witherspoon born March 22nd, 1976 (Aries)
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Reese Witherspoon's attempt to launch her fragrance scented with eggplants essence has been a gigantic fiasco (pixabay photo)

What’s the best sound in the world?
Honestly? It is the muted clink of two pieces of gold touching each other. However, my agent asked to write instead something more suitable for publication, for example "the cheery laugh of a happy child " or "the snore of your sleeping kid".

Do you know the "word association" game? I tell you a word and you say the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: snow.

Reese : white

Q: lanthanum
Reese : sadness

Q: karma
Reese : electric chair

I think we are not on the same wavelength
You appear to be always so vivacios and sunny. Do you also have a dark side?

I do. I do believe that every person has two sides. For example, when I bump into a so-called artist, I clench my teeth and my vision fades out. And suddenly, I sense the urge to delete her grinning smile. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to know about that side.

What motivates you to act?
I hear a voice that motivates me. Her name is Donna. I'm sorry, but Donna says you are an ass.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the wombat appearing in your last movie?
It wasn't my fault, and whatever you heard about it has been exaggerated by the tabloids.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Reese Witherspoon's secret telephone number :
4578426155 574278573 885594231 5947716300 5098516763 4516374650 863877588 7515745101 5668212694 2121542244 8710028363 9279064303 382642256 299403932 7052024049 7737017215 200502447 5468523178 8567602928 8161809495
I sat tight for years before being able to have a little exchange with Reese Witherspoon. The resulting article was mind-boggling, like "Jane Eyre" rewritten by Gandalf. Thus, it was awfully unfortunate that another inmate set my only copy on fire! After I put together again my vowels and consonants, I attempted to recapture those fantastic words. To be frank here: I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page contains a completely truly chronicle of our meeting, and so I'm beginning to wonder if it actually took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.