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Rene Russo
Rene Russo born February 17th, 1954 (Aquarius)
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Strangely enough, Rene Russo's technique for perfect skin is a sponging with fresh unicorn blood twice a month (source)

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Rebecca Romijn, since I liked her as Dracula.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather embarassing. It was a play on the life of Henry Kissinger. I played Robin Hood until somebody got smart.

Rene, do you have something to say to young people?
Might as well! Recent studies have demonstrated that smoking everything you can put your hands on may have troublesome effects, like loss of hair or death. But fret no more! Buy "Rene's prodigy", now with Callitheca bulbifera powder. Just $39.99 for 90 pills. (Note : Not actually a cure. It often may cause loss of nails or induce paranoia. Gluten-free. One pill contains 100% RDA of feathers).

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I buy super-natural eco-friendly products, because I do care about my health and my supporters. For example, this week I have a passion for tofu and sprouted Mexican beans, which I found very tasty on BBQ pork ribs.

Nowaday the problem of brucellosis in coyotes is reaching monumental dimensions. Are you doing something to alleviate the problem?
Yeah! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night a week. The proceeds ($1,400 per night) will be granted to a foundation for the cure of brucellosis in coyotes.

Which is the most shameful DVD (or VHS) you personally bought?
Rats! Excluding "Twilight", which was a gift, probabably it is "The Sweetest Thing" or "Return of the Killer Tomatoes".

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I guess they were all very good in that play.

Your zodiac sign is Aquarius. Are you a typical Aquarius?
That's right! I'm a little aloof, quite zippy, strong-minded and restless. My relatives say that I'm also a little paradoxical but that I think it is usual in artist.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Rene Russo's secret telephone number :
240808415 8715574186 6132843977 461542058 4395231937 330111634 655657227 3016199365 3299488812 6010705442 9487417245 430170251 937154471 2389986816 7571129545 5128971118 906625511 2449500280 3621897331 372691935
My meeting with Rene Russo has been patiently set up several months in advance. The resulting interview was marvelous, like it was written by the ghost of Dostoyevsky under the effects of prescription stimulants. Thus, it was very unfavorable that my koala (probably on purpose!) destroyed my only copy! After I sobered out, I made an attempt to extract from my crumbling memory those awesome words. Actually, to be frank, I'm not so confident this web page contains an absolutely precise run-down of what transpired during our rendezvous, and I'm starting to question whether it ever took place...
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