If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Rebecca Romijn, since I liked her as Dracula.
Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather embarassing. It was a play on the life of Henry Kissinger. I played Robin Hood until somebody got smart.
Rene, do you have something to say to young people?
Might as well! Recent studies have demonstrated that smoking everything you can put your hands on may have troublesome effects, like loss of hair or death. But fret no more! Buy "Rene's prodigy", now with Callitheca bulbifera powder. Just $39.99 for 90 pills. (Note : Not actually a cure. It
often may cause loss of nails or induce paranoia. Gluten-free. One pill contains 100% RDA of feathers).
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I buy super-natural eco-friendly products, because I do care about my health and my supporters. For example, this week I have a passion for tofu and sprouted Mexican beans, which I found very tasty on BBQ pork ribs.
Nowaday the problem of brucellosis in coyotes is reaching monumental dimensions. Are you doing something to alleviate the problem?
Yeah! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night a week. The proceeds ($1,400 per night) will be granted to a foundation for the cure of brucellosis in coyotes.
Which is the most shameful DVD (or VHS) you personally bought?
Rats! Excluding "Twilight", which was a gift, probabably it is "The Sweetest Thing" or "Return of the Killer Tomatoes".
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I guess they were all very good in that play.
Your zodiac sign is Aquarius. Are you a typical Aquarius?
That's right! I'm a little aloof, quite zippy, strong-minded and restless. My relatives say that I'm also a little paradoxical but that I think it is usual in artist.
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