What is the most uncanny nightmare that you remember?
I dreamed being spanked by the ghost of Alexander the Great, while I kept yelling "I did not paint my cousin's bobcat".
Could you tell us the plot of your next movie?
Indeed yes! It is the story of Kathleen, a corporate treasurer from Los Angeles. She is kidnapped by a secretive individual and she is forced to compose absurd "utterlY dUmmy conversaTions" for some web site, from an obscure lab. (If you can't find me, tell Eric I always loved him...)
Renée, what is your take of the next Oscar dispute?
Surely, this has always been an elephant in the room.
What do you eat between meals?
Cheddar cheese slices with tomato sauce, a dried fruit, two garlic bread slices, and some red wine.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Surely it is the stimulating sound of a roll of new banknotes kissing each other. However, my agent asked to write instead something more suitable for publication, for example "the consoling purr of a satisfied kitten" or "the merry laugh of an angelic child ".
What have you got in your pocket?
I got a pile of money in my pockets. You may watch them, you can ever touch them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...
Do you know any good hangover cures?
Guess so! In case of need mix three parts of fernet, two parts of ground coffee and some teriyaki sauce. Drink the resulting concoction every 15 minutes for 3 hours.
Do you have problems with movie directors?
I like directors who make crystal clear what they want from me, so I can do the opposite.
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