An interview with Renée Zellweger
Renée Zellweger
Renée Zellweger born April 25th, 1969 (Taurus)
Apart from acting, Renée Zellweger's second best choice as working career would be Smarties color sorter (pixabay photo)

How is your relationship with movie directors?
Directors are mostly enchanted by their own voices, so I just disregard their prattle.

What do you eat between meals?
Mixed salads with tartar sauce, a sweet corn, two mixed salads, and a tumbler of white wine.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Honestly? It is the thrilling swish of a roll of new banknotes kissing each other. However, my agent urges you to write instead something more crowd-pleasing, like "the consoling purr of an untroubled kitten" or "the first 'mom' of your son".

Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yes, just once. It was a tormented experience. At a certain point, the ghost of Winston Churchill manifested and revealed that I'm probably the reincarnation of a Genghis Khan's cousin.

Where will you go on your next vacation?
For my next vacation I leased a ritzy villa on the secluded hills of Santa Prisca. The only complication was making a payment in bitcoins to the genial estate agent from Russia that contacted me about business by email.

Renée, what is your opinion about the current USA president?
Sorry, I though this was a funny interview, not a boring one.

Renée, do you have any vice?
I watch catz videos on YouTube for hours. Well, I’m probably going to be criticized for that, but another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.

Renée, do you have any superpower?
Fee-fi-fo-fum! Hands invisibility. Probably this is not so uncommon in stunning people with Scottish neighbors.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Renée Zellweger's home telephone number :
4998735655 4128082114 5895444686 5865699885 4144490388 2540297887 5227458358 3444701676 5727076439 4498201487 4237697000 3516277352 6655240071 411046010 8077670823 8328779672 6187115111 6471912196 8227232463 6284961081
To be sincere, my supervisor had patiently arranged my hurried appointment with Renée Zellweger months beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet raccoon got hypermetropia, so I had to skip the exchange. So, the transcript above is mainly based on what Renée Zellweger would have probably said if I have met her, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.