How is your relationship with movie directors?
Directors are mostly enchanted by their own voices, so I just disregard their prattle.
What do you eat between meals?
Mixed salads with tartar sauce, a sweet corn, two mixed salads, and a tumbler of white wine.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Honestly? It is the thrilling swish of a roll of new banknotes kissing each other. However, my agent urges you to write instead something more crowd-pleasing, like "the consoling purr of an untroubled kitten" or "the first 'mom' of your son".
Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yes, just once. It was a tormented experience. At a certain point, the ghost of Winston Churchill manifested and revealed that I'm probably the reincarnation of a Genghis Khan's cousin.
Where will you go on your next vacation?
For my next vacation I leased a ritzy villa on the secluded hills of Santa Prisca. The only complication was making a payment in bitcoins to the genial estate agent from Russia that contacted me about business by email.
Renée, what is your opinion about the current USA president?
Sorry, I though this was a funny interview, not a boring one.
Renée, do you have any vice?
I watch catz videos on YouTube for hours. Well, I’m probably going to be criticized for that, but another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.
Renée, do you have any superpower?
Fee-fi-fo-fum! Hands invisibility. Probably this is not so uncommon in stunning people with Scottish neighbors.
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