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Ricardo Montaner
Ricardo Montaner born September 8th, 1957 (Virgo)
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Ricardo Montaner has obtained an honorable mention in one of the past editions of the Beard and Moustache Championship (source)

My informants told me you are just back from a tour in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be honest, I spent 2 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Sheraton hotel. Funny thing: I learnt to bend fire, just a little.

How famous are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I made a poll one year ago. I think I'm a one in Denver, but an eight in Nepal.

In an essay appeared on International Psychological Annals, dr. Roger Cox observed that your songs are "a perfect compendium of modern pragmatic emotivism". Any comment?
Well, it is clear that in his interesting paper printed on Annals of Semiotic Inquiry, prof. Jerry Allen totally disproved that implausible theory.

Can you tell me the square root of 910915247?
I'm pretty sure that one of the possible answers is something around 84.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I really don't care.

Are you superstitious?
Jawohl! I never wear white and blue cloths together right before an important interview.

What is the first award you ever won?
I won the "Bronze Gopher Cup" issued by the city of Milwaukee for "memorable yet superfluous musical performance" at the age of 5.

Ricardo, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
Well, there are some legal troubles about my contract, so to make a boring story short, next year I will be known as "Ricardo Myntaner".

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Ricardo Montaner's home telephone number :
7647441107 6653646877 8951360163 231278188 7051232771 3887919869 4587611034 792108766 8041959998 839574838 9069072233 4561189510 661744831 2005196287 5428449543 6093559067 5688394881 4268493803 617043228 7706939960
To be sincere, my supervisor had arranged my brief exchange with Ricardo Montaner many days beforehand. Regrettably, I got stoned watching a rerun of "Just Go With It". So, this web page is essentially based on what Ricardo Montaner would have probably answered if I have met him, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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