My informants told me you are just back from a tour in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be honest, I spent 2 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Sheraton hotel. Funny thing: I learnt to bend fire, just a little.
How famous are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I made a poll one year ago. I think I'm a one in Denver, but an eight in Nepal.
In an essay appeared on International Psychological Annals, dr. Roger Cox observed that your songs are "a perfect compendium of modern pragmatic emotivism". Any comment?
Well, it is clear that in his interesting paper printed on Annals of Semiotic Inquiry, prof. Jerry Allen totally disproved that implausible theory.
Can you tell me the square root of 910915247?
I'm pretty sure that one of the possible answers is something around 84.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I really don't care.
Are you superstitious?
Jawohl! I never wear white and blue cloths together right before an important interview.
What is the first award you ever won?
I won the "Bronze Gopher Cup" issued by the city of Milwaukee for "memorable yet superfluous musical performance" at the age of 5.
Ricardo, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
Well, there are some legal troubles about my contract, so to make a boring story short, next year I will be known as "Ricardo Myntaner".
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