A talk with Richard Madden
Richard Madden
Richard Madden born June 18th, 1986 (Gemini)
As a kid Richard Madden showed an improper attraction to exotic food like fried frog legs and chili (pixabay photo)

I'm here tonight with Richard Madden, who just saw the birth of his last movie. Hi, Richard, and welcome to C*E*L*E*B.
It's a pleasure being here, essentially because your building is next to a falafel joint I like.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I guess they were all very good in that musical.

Should you give up acting, which career would you like to choose?
Almost surely that of ananas grower, since I already have quite an experience in that field.

Richard, are you superstitious?
I guess! I have to kiss a clay figurine representing Kurt Vonnegut before a relevant work interview.

Richard, where will you go on your next break from work?
For my next vacation I rented a fashionable palace in a hidden valley of Ruritania. The only difficulty was finding a way to make a payment in Linden dollars to the amiable landlord from Russia that contacted me about business by email.

Do you know Doris A. Rodriguez (a former clinical psychologist, now a special education teacher) from Glendale?
Not personally, but my uncle has been briefly married to her. Then there was half a scandal about some kinky photographs sent by phone to the wrong people, so their marriage came to a hasty end.

Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I think that cooking is quite a waste of time, since there are supporters and cafeterias more than willing to provide my daily RDA of vitamines and fats. The few times I cook for my friends, I like to improvise salads. My cornerstone is a mix of spam and quinoa, which I think can accomodate both vegans and normal people.

Intriguing! Could you share the recipe?
Yep! You take the spam and the quinoa and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some rye bread.

It does not matter, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. After you made the sandwiches, you discard the bread and mix spam and quinoa with some teriyaki sauce and you are done!

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