An interview with Ricky Martin
Ricky Martin
Ricky Martin born December 24th, 1971 (Capricorn)
The next release from Ricky Martin will be a vinyl-only album of eurodance covers of Michael Jackson greatest hits, sung in Maori, Finnish and Mongolian (pixabay photo)

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Dave Bautista, because I liked him as Morticia Addams.

What would Ricky Martin do to solve the issue of criminality and ferocity that is jeopardizing our society?
I think we can learn from great films, like "Blade Runner" and "Robocop".

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Surely a groundhog. A large, fat, peaceful groundhog, full and sleepy in a summer breeze.

Ricky, what are your feelings about president Donald Trump?
Sorry, I imagined this was a playful discussion, not a peek to the dark side of the moon.

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is presently very bleak, since in these injured times there are nations where it is difficult to find even a passable margarita.

Which is your favorite book?
I'm extremely fond of "Of Mice and Men" by John Stayback.

You surely mean, by John Steinbeck?
You sure? Maybe we can agree to disagree.

Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
I can proudly confess that I make my own brand. My toilet paper is obtained from Metamela balsamea, an elusive blue poppy that only grows in Nepal.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Ricky Martin's private telephone number is listed here :
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I dawdled forever before being able to have a brief interview with Ricky Martin. The resulting transcription was staggering, like "Romeo and Juliet" rewritten by Catwoman. Hence, it was very regrettable, to put it mildly, that my neighbor devoured my only copy! After I regained mental sanity, I made an effort to extract from my fading neurons those mind-boggling words. I want to be honest here: I'm not so sure this web page is a perfectly genuine chronicle of our meeting, and so I'm beginning to doubt it actually took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.