Do you like to cook?
Heaven forbid! But I like to invent salads. My gem is a mix of salami and soybeans, which I think can accomodate both vegs and normal people.
Would you like to share the recipe?
Yep! You take the salami and the soybeans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some salted brioches.
It does not matter, my recipe comes from one for sandwiches. So you make those sandwiches, then you discard the bread and mix salami and soybeans with some crushed garlic and there it is!
Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
Honestly, common brands are for common people. My personal toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Cladoceras aromatica, an almost extinct bulb native of Tazbekistan.
What do you eat between meals?
Yogurts with ranch dressing, a nectarine, four bread rolls, and some fruit smoothie.
Your agent told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be honest, I spent 4 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Hilton hotel. The silver lining? I learnt telekinesis 101.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have an orange raccoon on my hand. It contains a tracker, so I can be find if I get lost in a desert, but unfortunately it works only if I'm a little disrobed.
Where do you go when you die?
When you are going to go over the Big Ridge, so to speak, you generally also develop the habit to stick around.
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