Ricky, your zodiac sign is Capricorn. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal madness.
You will ram into an erratic stranger from Austin, a tailor named Jeffrey with a spider shaped scar on his cheek. He will suggest to open an anteater breeding farm in Connecticut. Don't follow him home!
Crickety! You are dead on!
What is the strangest dream that you remember?
I dreamed being blamed by the ghost of Napoleon. I kept repeating "I did not paint my uncle's jackal".
I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be published in another book. What I can divulge here is that it will be my unofficial autobiography. It will be tattoed on backs and legs of 700 models that will be dispersed in Tyler.
Can you tell me the square root of 741794711?
According to my fans the politically correct answer is 78.
Ricky, what's your favorite vice?
Laziness. I have troubles to be out of bed until 2 PM I solved the issue by setting my clocks to Glubbdubdrib's time zone. See, I’m probably going to be condemned for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is not giving a shit.
Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My real love is Mozart.
Who are your heroes?
Mark (the imaginary uncle of Francis Crick), Jessica Rabbit, and myself.
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