If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
In my dreams it is a tiger. A big, fat, serene tiger, well fed and somnolent in a summer breeze.
When your are not singing, which is your main hobby?
I think that collecting and trading buttons is a noble activity.
Can you substantiate the buzz about your role in the rogue incident of Mongolian death worm pictures?
Mankind can't handle the truth!
Imagine that there is somebody who'd never experienced your music. How would you describe your songs to him?
Well, pilgrims sometimes recount that there are one or two such guys in the Congolese rainforest or in Greenland. I would say that my music is like a luscious peach muffin with a rich filling made of vinegar.
Do you do your own shopping?
Who do you think i am! Usually, I pay a team of MIT dropouts to compile my grocery list and e-mail it to a gang of pro buyers scattered around the planet. For the clothes, I ever retain a number of doubles, one for each body part.
Which is your favorite snack?
Rice grains with bbq sauce, a pasta noodle, three frozen pizzas, and some scotch.
Is there something you would like to do right now?
Sure. Read the death notice of somebody I hate.
Could you suggest a remedy for flu?
In case of flu, mix three parts of whiskey, one part of fruit smoothie and some ranch dressing. Apply the resulting elixir on your arms and your legs.
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