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An interview with Rita Coolidge
Rita Coolidge
Rita Coolidge born May 1st, 1945 (Taurus)
As you may have imagined, Rita Coolidge's trick to achieve perpetual beauty is an ablution with lukewarm jello twice a day (source)

What would Rita Coolidge do to solve the issue of violence and ferocity that is threatening our society?
I believe that appointing a hired gun to every person would solve many issues, but most politicians are just selfish fossil lads.

What do you think about the international situation?
Ooh la la! It's hard to figure it when you live between cushions pampered by capable servants, but there are places where it is difficult to find even an almost decent Long Island iced tea.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
I'll do! But just once. It was an uncanny experience. At a certain point, the ghost of Ronald Reagan appeared and confirmed that I'm the reincarnation of a neighbor of John von Neumann.

What motivates you to sing?
There is a voice in my head that motivates me. Her name is Barbara. Barbara says you are a loser.

Should you give up singing, which career would you like to choose?
Probably that of sunset photographer, since I already have some experience in that field.

An imaginary character you recognize as an imaginary friend?
As several people say, John D. Rockefeller, because of our awesomeness.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to helicopters, baboons, and sodium hydroxide.

If I may say so, Rita, you are well known for your peculiar requests when staying in hotels. Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Rita needs what Rita needs, and she generally gets it. Whether it's deep-fried ants or an albine tiger cub.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Rita Coolidge's private telephone number :
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My director had patiently lined up my brief conversation with Rita Coolidge several months beforehand. Regrettably, I realized I had more interesting things to do, like learning Armenian or visiting Canada. So, this web page is mainly the elaboration of a nightmare I had following a heavy dinner based on deep-fried Mars bars and beans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.