An interview with Robert Carlyle
Robert Carlyle
Robert Carlyle born April 14th, 1961 (Aries)
Due to a strange accident occurred to his aunt, Robert Carlyle has acquired an irrational phobia for mechanical typewriters and a rational one for roller coasters (pixabay photo)

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Hermione Granger.

You know that that's not a real person, don't you?
I want to call my agent.

What’s your biggest defect?
People who know me usually believe that I'm perfect, but it may happen that I drink beer directly from the bottle when nobody's looking.

Is there a deep meaning hidden in your "28 Weeks Later"?
Yes, that rules are rules - or something like that.

Can you rebut the gossip about your involvement in the shady crisis of Abominable Snowman pictures?
Humanity can't handle the truth!

If I may say so, Robert, you are also well known for your particular requests when staying in hotels. Can you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Robert needs what Robert needs, and he generally gets it. Whether it's absinthe-infused chamomile-tea bags or astronaut memoirs.

Should you give up acting, which kind of career would you like to pick up?
Almost surely that of Smarties color sorter. I already have quite an experience in that field.

You are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be honest, I lived 2 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Best Western hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to incapacitate flies by staring at them.

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Let's face it, vips are over-booked people. It's difficult for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Robert Carlyle peacefully alone and to obtain the interview above without his help. Thus, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained employing a professional mentalist.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.