A talk with Robert Carlyle
Robert Carlyle
Robert Carlyle born April 14th, 1961 (Aries)
During an unsettling séance, a medium has hypothesized that Robert Carlyle is the reincarnation of Edgar Allan Poe's butcher (source)

Robert, you are well known for your particular requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Can you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Robert needs what Robert needs, and he always gets it. Whether it's mammoth jerky or industrially-made cheddar cheese.

What is the fuss about the last Oscar controversy?
Frankly, this is an elephant in the room.

Do you have a favorite flag?
I think it is that of Atlantis. It is red and gray with a red rabbit in the middle.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the fateuil appearing in your last movie?
It wasn't my fault, and whatever rumour you heard about it has certainly been overemphasized by the tabloids.

What is the strangest dream you remember?
Not actually a dream: I found myself in a bare dim place. A foul smell diffused in the air. Then I realized I got stoned at a rerun of "Wild Hogs" in a faded drive-in near Denver.

Which is your earliest memory?
I have a very indistinct and quite bizarre recollection. There are two men, one tall and thin and the other short and rather fat, both dressed in black with black sunglasses, sat at a table in an expensive restaurant. They have come looking for their old friend, who presently works as maître d' at the restaurant. The two men start making some ruckus to make it hard for the poor guy and force him to go away with them. For example, they throw shrimps in each other mouth and talk like they were strangers.

Well, it seems to me this is a scene from the movie "The Blues Brothers".
Nonsense! To be frank, yesterday evening I fell asleep at a rerun.

Nowaday the problem of migraine in wombats is reaching gigantic proportions. Is Robert Carlyle doing anything in this respect?
Why not! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a month. The profits ($1,100 per night) will be donated to a charity for the cure of migraine in wombats.

Robert Carlyle refused to share his secret telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
781808331 980887022 9564169939 5823690607 2902855140 360935464 8761837980 7523295781 5322441199 2606685630 2736746870 8324949037 8607103849 2805373581 3891805213 6212392854 476632000 8357828900 4351565448 3413770127
To be honest, my boss had patiently set up my meeting with Robert Carlyle many weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I realized at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like breeding scorpions or collecting horseshoes. So, the transcript above is mainly based on what Robert Carlyle would have probably said if I have met him, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of his fans.
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