An interview with Robert De Niro
Robert De Niro
Robert De Niro born August 17th, 1943 (Leo)
Among the future projects of Robert De Niro there is a top-secret expressionist sword-and-sandal movie in which all the action is set in a submarine (pixabay photo)

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is presently very harsh, since there are regions where it is hopeless to find even a decent moijto.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can divulge here is that it will be a guide to choosing rubber bands, a long awaited work soon to be released in daily instalments.

In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
Surely the flag of San Sombrèro. It is black and yellow with a small yellow panther in a corner.

You're right on the target in "Goodfellas". Were you given plenty of freedom to create your character?
Oh, yes! Oh, I nailed it! I'm used to extemporize. It's my trademark and directors oblige.

Do you have any scar?
But of course! I have a tiny paperclip shaped scar on my right leg, a relic of my painful brawl with a deranged gerbil.

Robert, what do you think of global warming?
I've explained my thoughts in an essay published on Asian Sociological Transactions, written in collaboration with the renowned prof. Dennis D. Hall.

Robert, do you like gerbils?
No indeed!

For which reason you do not like gerbils, if I may ask?
To be honest, they stink! And one gerbil bite my cousin's leg. This is one of the reasons I decided to become an artist, so I may probably reconsider my relation with gerbils.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Robert De Niro's private telephone number :
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