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Robert De Niro
Robert De Niro born August 17th, 1943 (Leo)
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Among the future projects of Robert De Niro there is a top-secret expressionist sword-and-sandal movie in which all the action is set in a submarine (pixabay photo)

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is presently very harsh, since there are regions where it is hopeless to find even a decent moijto.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can divulge here is that it will be a guide to choosing rubber bands, a long awaited work soon to be released in daily instalments.

In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
Surely the flag of San Sombrèro. It is black and yellow with a small yellow panther in a corner.

You're right on the target in "Goodfellas". Were you given plenty of freedom to create your character?
Oh, yes! Oh, I nailed it! I'm used to extemporize. It's my trademark and directors oblige.

Do you have any scar?
But of course! I have a tiny paperclip shaped scar on my right leg, a relic of my painful brawl with a deranged gerbil.

Robert, what do you think of global warming?
I've explained my thoughts in an essay published on Asian Sociological Transactions, written in collaboration with the renowned prof. Dennis D. Hall.

Robert, do you like gerbils?
No indeed!

For which reason you do not like gerbils, if I may ask?
To be honest, they stink! And one gerbil bite my cousin's leg. This is one of the reasons I decided to become an artist, so I may probably reconsider my relation with gerbils.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Robert De Niro's private telephone number :
6774244318 485560376 8644589480 5737150108 228126186 5383844695 936750581 4066702345 562523551 729234960 9545071314 2720724774 854810959 3801881343 237825047 4717171221 9040138951 216031748 787372637 441326883
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